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Caffeine Jitters

Adenosine receptor variants decide whether coffee feels like rocket fuel or instant anxiety. Your version tells you if caffeine is a legitimate performance tool—or a stressor you've been dosing yourself with daily without realizing the cost.

Caffeine Metabolism

Fast metabolizers clear caffeine in 3–4 hours; slow metabolizers still have half left at bedtime. This explains why some people drink espresso at 8 p.m. and sleep like babies—and why that will never be you (or vice versa).

Gluten Related Immune Response Risk

Beyond celiac, some immune systems quietly react to gluten with brain fog, joint pain, or fatigue. Knowing your risk clarifies whether going gluten-free is medically relevant or just trendy—for you specifically.

Grain Sensitivity

Certain grain compounds can shift excitatory neurotransmitters in sensitive people. If you're one of them, bread or takeout can trigger anxiety, restlessness, or poor sleep without any classic digestive symptoms. It looks like "stress," but it's dinner.

Same meal, two people. One feels amazing. You feel like a balloon for six hours.

What

Digestion isn't controlled by a single system—it's made up of dozens of enzymes, each with its own genetic setting. You might process lactose without issues, but struggle with caffeine. You thrive on grains but may over-absorb plant sterols. Your needs are unique.